You might be a redneck if...

Not to steal Jeff Foxworthy's line, but I can not believe some of the incredibly redneck products that I am seeing lately! I have to share this with everyone, in case you haven't noticed:

1. not only do they sell a camouflage onesie for boys, but they also make one for girls that has a
lacy ruffle across the bottom
2. camouflage lingerie
3. bullet casing shot glasses, shower curtain holders, and toothbrush holders
4. back seat gun racks (these attach to your car seats to hold guns in place--what better place!)
5. in case camouflaging all your accessories (even bedding, shower curtains, and dinnerware) is
not enough you can also get camouflage "parkas" for your hunting dogs
6. mini metal detector to scan your meat before cooking to make sure you got all the bullets out
"Just wrap the scanning head in plastic wrap and scan all the meat you're cooking!"
(also helpful for locating your family's cranial plates)

the topper of the list:
camouflage bedding set for a crib (see image above)
--maybe it's just me, but this really blows my mind! Who would buy this for their baby?!?!
Or maybe the bigger question is, WHY? Instead of a stuffed animal, will they put a toy
gun in the crib? [courtesy of Ducks Unlimited catalog