Things you thought you'd never hear yourself say...

Did you ever realize the things that come out of your mouth now that you're a parent? Here are some things you probably never thought you'd hear yourself say:

1. Put that poop down! (followed by) Let's go wash that poop off your hands.
2. My nipples really hurt.
3. I'm going pee-pee, can you go pee-pee too?
4. You have vomit on your shoe...and your shirt...and in your hair.
5. Would you like to watch some more TV baby?
6. Can I shower alone please?
7. What did the poop look like?
8. What did the puke look like?
9. Did I get all the puke out of my hair?
10. No peeing on the floor!
11. Mommy will given you another cookie and some juice if you will just go sit down for a moment.... (I swore I would not bribe with food or give lots of sugary stuff!)
12. This is your belly, and this is your girl parts.... (I swore I would use the correct words!)

Have any you'd like to add to this list?? (I am, after all, rather new to this)